Staring

Too bad her eyes are up there.

If you're going to be a staring weirdo, it's best that you be ready for some revenge on the part of the person you're creeping out.

No, that's not Jeff Daniels. The skeezy ogler is Prince Laurent of Belgium, staring down the chest of Patricia Zeevaert, wife of a French cyclist. Maybe royal hormones are stronger than those of the common people.

The only problem is that your eyes start to hurt after several hours of moving your eyes from left to right instead of moving your head.