Spider-Man
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TheAmazingSpiderMan
Single, Man Seeking Women
18 years old from Queens, New York
Have kids: None
Want kids: Yes
Height: 5'10" (178 cm)
Religion: Culturally Jewish but not practicing
Smoke: Non-Smoker
Education: High School
Occupation: Superhero
Synagogue: Will tell you later
By Unknown
Apparently all five of his appendages can stick to walls.
The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme is perhaps the stock photo meme to end all stock photo memes. People got so into it that the backstory was discovered by some internet sleuths. The meme went viral in late August - and was used to describe situations ranging from dating and politics to super specific themes like Greek mythology. This meme's versatility is the root of its strength, so we doubt we've seen the end of Distracted Boyfriend.
