Sad

These are pretty brutal. 

Find some comfort in the most troubling first dates you've potentially ever lived down through reading about how much truly worse it can get out there. 

Jordan McNelly was chugging along, living easy, ready to enjoy a nice day off when his mentally-incapacitated girlfriend sent off the unholy grail of 'wrong number' texts. I think our newly single bro back in the world of bachelorhood is getting off easy. Either way you deal this shitshow out, it hints at a serious mental mess of a girlfriend: she sent it off to him on purpose in attempt to initiate break-up in most brutal way possible; or she was so immensely clueless and careless she sent off a relationship-crushing text to the dude she was dating. At least the Twitter peanut gallery was around to step forward with much appreciated comedic relief. 

Disclaimer: Get the permission slip signed for this feels trip. Shit's about to take you places.