If this is a visual C.S. Lewis pun, I'd like to see someone do another one with a Lion, a Witch, and a Wardrobe. Get on it, stat.
Pillow
By Unknown
When I was in middle school, everyone "joked" about making out with pillows for practice. I'm assuming that I was not the only one for whom the jokes had some truth. Let's just all admit that we all practice made-out with our pillows and we looked really silly doing it. Those poor pillows.
There seems to have been little innovation in the make-out practice pillow department despite the rise in popularity of decorative "Let's Make Out" pillows and cuddle pillows that are shaped like a human torso, so it is time that I step in and offer a new solution to the middle-schoolers or lonely hearts of the world: a pillow with a mouth. You are welcome. You are so welcome.
By Unknown
No wonder that pillow looks so disappointed.
...and this cinches it. Today is definitely pillow day. Everyone give your pillow a hug.
