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When people use the word "monster" to describe their various appendages, I always assumed they were speaking figuratively.

Warning, this video shows sexy toys, graphic language and descriptions or sexual acts. From old people. You've been warned. 

Reading. It opens up new and magical worlds.

Well well, look at what we have here. I thought this crazy kind of morally devoid behavior was reserved for the vile, syrup-soaked confines of the nearest Waffle House establishment --- a place I might add that serves up World Star Hip Hop beatdowns with the Eggs Benedict dinner special. Can't beat that kind of customer service right? Granted, this footage is no more than a display of a couple of looney lovebirds higher off horniness for one another than Jesse Pinkman fresh off a Blue Crystal bender.

See for yourself. In this case, thank god for censorship.