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Not even sure where to begin with these acts of insanity that defy all rhyme and reason. Don't proceed unless you feel like getting strangely aroused by a crazy mix of FAIL meets miraculously executed acts. 

Pornhub released their traffic and search data for last week's ho-ho holiday, and it reveals some interesting stats about how the good people of the world stuff their own stockings and jingle their bells.

These get pretty grim!

Keep these crazy fiends off the streets! There would seem to be a recurrent, sexualized theme running rampant across these various achievements as well. 

This is pure gold, and we're all terribly sick and twisted and probably need professional help.