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Let's face it, if you're searching NSFW, you are either very brave, very alone, or very at home. But if you are that industrious employee who doesn't stop at a puny firewall, journey forward and indulge in everything raunchy rowdy and anything in between.
Via Sin Boutique
The etymology of the word "vajankle" is exactly what you think it is. Get yours here, then consider professional help.
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Via All Def Digital
Warning, this video shows sexy toys, graphic language and descriptions or sexual acts. From old people. You've been warned.
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Cum on, this is just ridiculous and provides no shortage in the way of not failing to keep us entertained. Cliterally a cunning innovation, indeed. The tagline reads, "Lickster is a revolutionary new training game that will make you a cunnilingus pro lickity-split." So, at the very least they get a thumbs up for taking a shot at creativity. Anyways, sit back and enjoy leafing through some solid pro tips and plain hilarious jokes about the "Lickster."
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Our sex lives can say a lot about us as a person, but I'm not sure what the hell any of these toys would tell you about someone's personality. Their existence simply begs the question "why".
However, I could see each of these little darlings fitting right in on the Island of Misfit Sex Toys.
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