KISS

First person to shoop a forever alone face over her face gets it posted here. And if that's not possible, tears.

Oh kitty, you're such a trollop.

This is actually an accurate representation of adult kissing among certain organisms.

DISCLAIMER - in their gentelmanly duel to win fair lady's kiss, things get a litle... dark towards the end of the video. You've been warned.

I'm not sure if the "perfectly open space" is pointing to the space beyond the fence or his head. Maybe both.

For added effect, wear someone else's lip gloss.