KISS

First person to shoop a forever alone face over her face gets it posted here. And if that's not possible, tears.

Oh kitty, you're such a trollop.

For added effect, wear someone else's lip gloss.

Let's face it, this could have been much worse given the raging hormones of the boy becoming a man.

This is actually an accurate representation of adult kissing among certain organisms.

I'm not sure if the "perfectly open space" is pointing to the space beyond the fence or his head. Maybe both.