By Unknown
Fetish
By Unknown
If you aren't thinking about it in a sexual way, then why did you ask it in Singles & Dating?
By smerikalynn (Via phoenix.craigslist.org)
Two beers and a spanking? What more could height/weight proportionate female ask for?
What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past.
Fact: people who prance around rooftops in brightly colored tights are 70% more likely to enjoy S&M.
