That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:
Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.
The text under the images reads: "Me and my friends work at a cinema and I just received these snapchats of them cleaning a screen after 50 shades of grey."
Ladies please, don't forget your cucumbers.
50 Shades of Grey is officially a craze. Because only a craze can justify a sex dungeon/birdhouse.
All you men out there who bought a kindle for the express purpose of hiding your addiction to Fifty Shades of Grey, know that you're not fooling anyone.
