Things Not to Put on Your Dating Profile

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Great, Now Everyone Will Want Their Marriage Proposals To Be This Well Timed

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But His Mind Is Elsewhere

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What Were You Expecting?

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Magazine Article-Zoned?

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Mr. Cumberbatch Does Not Appreciate Your Advances

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And a Boyfriend is Like a Brother You can Dump

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Alright FINE

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Leonardo DiCaprio Might Be 'Obsessed' With Tinder

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This Brutal Shutdown of an Ex Looking For a Favor is The Kind of Satisfaction We All Hope For One Day

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Walmart Spares No Expense for Your Love

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Just Let Me Convince You!

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Please, Keep Your Problems to Yourself

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Stop Being Anatomically Correct All Up in My Posts!

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An Open Letter to the NFL, from Angry Purse-Toting Fans

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I'll Hunger Your Games! Ugh Nevermind.

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