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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STUTTERING.

Apple unveiled the New iPad (that's its name. Not the iPad 3, not even the iPad 2S, but "the New iPad"), and many have been less than impressed. This video pretty much sums up the spectrum of people's reactions.

I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson here: Stand still when you're texting so that the bear can come to you.

We've already heard about cats who play app games, but can they possibly compete with a bearded dragon? I mean, this guy can use his freaking tongue. HIS TONGUE.

The very worst is the one who writes out every word, and quite frankly it's not even close.

Developer Robb Böhnke hacked Siri to rap Biggie's "Hypnotize" to compete in the Music Hack Day Project.

Neat stuff, but we have yet to program robots to have flow. The tech just isn't there yet.

I don't want to play anymore...

MAKE YOUR CHOICE.

Listen, when I text you for hours and you disappear, I have to either assume that you're dead or that you don't deserve my attention. Right? Hello?

Text the halls with icons of emotions!

It figures that a Nokia phone would be impervious to nails.

They both have those terrifying blue eyes and a soul born in 1928!

The puppets over at Gloves and Boots are sick and tired of your terrible vertical screen videos. This PSA is for the good of society as we know it, so that we don't have to deal with the vertically remastered Star Wars trilogies.