From the submitter:
Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.
Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.
When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).
I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.
With a white phone, I can only ball so hard.
Discrimination is everywhere.