weather

"The Precious" would be a lot more precious if it gave you a seven-day forecast and the quickest route to Mount Doom.

Ugh, it's so NICE out

HAHAHAHAHAoh wait it's freezing out and that's not funny.

Unless this is in Celsius, skeptical question mark?

She has snow idea what she's talking about

Unless we've entered into the weather apocalypse, something tells me we won't be getting 91 degree snow showers.

... and for once I'm not talking about the operating system.

A rimshot for you, sir.

Best. Weather. Ever.