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I'm not sure the rage face in the fourth panel means what you think it means... unless I'm reading this story in completely the wrong way.

I used to go outside, but...

Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Duty calls!

From the original source:

Forgot to take an old ad off Craigslist. Now I just mess with people.