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"Romantic" Does Not Compute

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Will You Be My Fork?

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Don't be forever alone on Valentine's Day, head on over to Dating Fails!

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Belated Vajayjay Day

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Oh She Mad

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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

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The Whaliest of Valentines

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My Mummy Valentine

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I WOULD RATHER NOT THINK ABOUT THAT THANKYOUVERYMUCH

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Conception.

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Siri Is My Dinner Date Tonight

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A Born Poet

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The best valentines day poem I could *come* up with

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We're Porpoisefully Reminding You About Valentine's Day

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I'm not sure whether I should squee or puke...

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Happy Forever Alone Day!

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"Siri, will we be together forever?" asked the user. "Even longer" Siri answered.

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Getting "Happy Valentine's Day" Texts Today

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Freudian Slips Say How You Really Feel

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Romance is in the air!

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There's Nothing Happy About VD

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I'll Butter Those Buns

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