vagina

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.