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It's like he's talking about us or something!

The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.

Beloved astrophysicist and popular reaction image Neil deGrasse Tyson left his phone lying around and his daughter found it. It merited an appropriate response.

Blake Griffin, basketball player for the L.A. Clippers, trolls his fans and blames it on autocorrect.

I think I see the problem: your phone is a shoe.

If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.