twilight

It could say "gay," "gag," or "6ay," which I can only assume is slang for "sexy," but I think we can all make an educated guess.

This otherwise skillful re-imagining of Edward Cullen's birth somehow ignores the fact that Tinkerbell would never actually say "many moons ago." A line of dialogue like that is almost, but not quite, as gay as Twilight.

The recent episode of The Big Bang Theory where Raj falls for Siri was a deeply moving saga of passion and spiritual redemption when compared to that one story about the over-possessive undead.

TEAM EDWARD! I mean those books are dumb and I have no idea what I'm talking about.