Money quote from the main article: "Children and adults are sexual beings; we've known this for at least 100 years." Gee, I don't know HOW we managed the whole baby-making business before then!
Anyway, P911, PIR, GYPO and GNOC.
Talk to your service provider today to see how you can protect your child from this awful epidemic.
Next week they plan on passing out beers to warn of the dangers of drinking and driving.