swears

Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Not actually appropriate for girls. Or for younger children in general.

I wouldn't act too smug; technically she's talking about your butthole.

From the submitter:

This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...

Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.

Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.

Today I said a silent prayer of thanks for the fact that "Niger" is a country in Africa. Also, zinger.

From the submitter:

These were the actual letters given to me while playing Words with Friends. This screenshot has not been altered.

It HAS been censored, though. We'll give you three guesses as to the letter our FAIL stamp is covering up, and the first guess doesn't count.