swears

anal buttsecks insults sex swearing swears - 5379529984
By Unknown
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I wouldn't act too smug; technically she's talking about your butthole.

App apple apple hate swears - 5738552576
By Deh
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Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.

autocorrect bang cucumber donut duck god Hall of Fame swearing swears - 5352829440
By Unknown
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I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.

racist swears Words With Friends - 6059615488
By Jimmy Beans
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Today I said a silent prayer of thanks for the fact that "Niger" is a country in Africa. Also, zinger.

abuse embarrassing insult swears wrong number - 5753165568
By Unknown
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From the submitter:

This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...

game swears Words With Friends - 5890042880
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From the submitter:

These were the actual letters given to me while playing Words with Friends. This screenshot has not been altered.

It HAS been censored, though. We'll give you three guesses as to the letter our FAIL stamp is covering up, and the first guess doesn't count.

Ad advertisement commercial girl with the dragon tatt nook qvc selling swearing swears tablet TV - 5642424320
By Unknown
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Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Not actually appropriate for girls. Or for younger children in general.

censoring facebook Hall of Fame iphone status swearing swears - 5327726592
By Unknown
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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.