stranger

God, most useless future-version-of-myself ever. At least tell me which team to bet on for the World Series.

In case you can't tell, that's a My Little Pony drawing in the second pic. Because there's no better way to flatter a stranger than to show them what they'd look like with a bad haircut, a pet T-Rex, and a strong interest in frighteningly cherubic animated horses.

Worst Valentine's Day ever.

I got a text from a number i didnt know. So i had some fun.

There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.