God, most useless future-version-of-myself ever. At least tell me which team to bet on for the World Series.
God, most useless future-version-of-myself ever. At least tell me which team to bet on for the World Series.
In case you can't tell, that's a My Little Pony drawing in the second pic. Because there's no better way to flatter a stranger than to show them what they'd look like with a bad haircut, a pet T-Rex, and a strong interest in frighteningly cherubic animated horses.
There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.
Big shoutout is in accordance for our Troll of the Hour, seizing a particularly awkward situation brought on by a pregnant stranger lady with an affinity for not spelling words correctly. You could say this troll has a supernatural ability to poke sarcastic fun at an otherwise shit-coated scenario.