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Oh dear lord, geek sexting appears to be catching on. Now we just need a triple-hybrid word combo from "geek," "sex," and "texting" so that CNN can pick up a new buzzword and report it in their bi-hourly "What Teens Are Doing Today" segment. "Gexting" might work.

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From the submitter:

Damian was actually being babysat

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Darth Tyranus' fight with Yoda was the only redeeming part of Episode II. AGREE OR DISAGREE.

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From the submitter:

"I received a text from a random guy, Mikey, who couldn't quite grasp that I didn't want to talk to some guy I didn't know. The last message effectively ended the conversation."