spam

I got a text from a number i didnt know. So i had some fun.

Try asking nicely. YOU DIDN'T SAY PLEASE.

"Can you hear me now? I don't care!"

I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.

You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.