spam

I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.

I got a text from a number i didnt know. So i had some fun.

Try asking nicely. YOU DIDN'T SAY PLEASE.

"Can you hear me now? I don't care!"

You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.