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‘You don't want me on call? You won't be able to call me’: IT worker tired of years of unpaid emergency duty while colleagues bank €500 monthly, gets instant promotion after vanishing for a weekend by switching numbers and cutting landlines

‘You don't want me on call? You won't be able to call me’: IT worker tired of years of unpaid emergency duty while colleagues bank €500 monthly, gets instant promotion after vanishing for a weekend by switching numbers and cutting landlines

Guy refuses to help clean apartment, roommate does all the cleaning alone under the promise that she will receive the full security deposit, guy keeps the money anyway: 'Landlord sent me a check for the return of the security deposit, which was $750'

Guy refuses to help clean apartment, roommate does all the cleaning alone under the promise that she will receive the full security deposit, guy keeps the money anyway: 'Landlord sent me a check for the return of the security deposit, which was $750'

Entitled Karen tourist keeps showing up 15 minutes late, blames tour guide not waking her up on time and "abandoning" her at the hotel: 'I’m not responsible for waking people up'

Entitled Karen tourist keeps showing up 15 minutes late, blames tour guide not waking her up on time and "abandoning" her at the hotel: 'I’m not responsible for waking people up'

HR phone call leaks rumors of mass layoffs, all employees retaliate by not working, HR forced to do damage control: 'They'll still sit around and wonder why nobody wants to work anymore'

HR phone call leaks rumors of mass layoffs, all employees retaliate by not working, HR forced to do damage control: 'They'll still sit around and wonder why nobody wants to work anymore'

17-year-old sets her mother and her mother's husband straight when they get upset at her for telling others that he isn't her dad: 'My mom's husband isn't my dad'

17-year-old sets her mother and her mother's husband straight when they get upset at her for telling others that he isn't her dad: 'My mom's husband isn't my dad'

Flummoxed neighbor demands to swap sides of shared garden when she sees that couple's plants are growing better than hers: '[We] spent a lot of money on new fresh soil, plant food, everything. Spent countless hours tilling and making it great for growing'

Flummoxed neighbor demands to swap sides of shared garden when she sees that couple's plants are growing better than hers: '[We] spent a lot of money on new fresh soil, plant food, everything. Spent countless hours tilling and making it great for growing'