self poortrait

I sure hope that cat is fixed/spayed, otherwise I've got a pretty good idea of why s/he has that expression while being gripped like that.

SUPER MEGA TIMELY UPDATE EDIT: That cat has recently been spotted walking the president's dog.

Hey! Kid! Get out of the way, you! Great, now I'm a child pornographer. THANKS.

Ever since a someone sent in a retro GPOY, several others of us have tried to one-up him by going back to near-stone age technology. The theme seems to be cups on a string. Check out another one below and cast your Ultimate Judgement!

Cool new Christmas gift... cool unattended baby in the tub, too.

This is what duckface does to people.

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It's the retro GPOY, but now with duck lips!

It's 10pm: Do you know where your children are?

We may have actually found the one person on earth who finds duckface attractive enough to be reminded of it all the time, forever.

It's one of those moments where you say "You! You're perfect! I must draw you!" except you're saying it to yourself. It happened all the time in 17th century Europe.