self poortrait

It's 10pm: Do you know where your children are?

Fine, we get it, very funny, but HOW DID HE TAKE THE PICTURE?

We need a behind-the-scenes "making of" featurette!

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Take and tweet a picture of your trashy outfit at your own risk.

We may have actually found the one person on earth who finds duckface attractive enough to be reminded of it all the time, forever.

Ever since a someone sent in a retro GPOY, several others of us have tried to one-up him by going back to near-stone age technology. The theme seems to be cups on a string. Check out another one below and cast your Ultimate Judgement!

This is what duckface does to people.

It's one of those moments where you say "You! You're perfect! I must draw you!" except you're saying it to yourself. It happened all the time in 17th century Europe.

Hey! Kid! Get out of the way, you! Great, now I'm a child pornographer. THANKS.

It's the retro GPOY, but now with duck lips!