self poortrait

Take and tweet a picture of your trashy outfit at your own risk.

It's the retro GPOY, but now with duck lips!

Fine, we get it, very funny, but HOW DID HE TAKE THE PICTURE?

We need a behind-the-scenes "making of" featurette!

It's 10pm: Do you know where your children are?

We may have actually found the one person on earth who finds duckface attractive enough to be reminded of it all the time, forever.

I sure hope that cat is fixed/spayed, otherwise I've got a pretty good idea of why s/he has that expression while being gripped like that.

SUPER MEGA TIMELY UPDATE EDIT: That cat has recently been spotted walking the president's dog.

It's one of those moments where you say "You! You're perfect! I must draw you!" except you're saying it to yourself. It happened all the time in 17th century Europe.