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Ever since a someone sent in a retro GPOY, several others of us have tried to one-up him by going back to near-stone age technology. The theme seems to be cups on a string. Check out another one below and cast your Ultimate Judgement!

I see your payphone pic and your landline photo and raise you another that's even more old school.

It's the retro GPOY, but now with duck lips!

Cool new Christmas gift... cool unattended baby in the tub, too.

It's 10pm: Do you know where your children are?

This is what duckface does to people.

It's one of those moments where you say "You! You're perfect! I must draw you!" except you're saying it to yourself. It happened all the time in 17th century Europe.

I sure hope that cat is fixed/spayed, otherwise I've got a pretty good idea of why s/he has that expression while being gripped like that.

SUPER MEGA TIMELY UPDATE EDIT: That cat has recently been spotted walking the president's dog.

Hey! Kid! Get out of the way, you! Great, now I'm a child pornographer. THANKS.

Take and tweet a picture of your trashy outfit at your own risk.

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