self poortrait

That awkward space between her and the rest of the group.

It's 10pm: Do you know where your children are?

We may have actually found the one person on earth who finds duckface attractive enough to be reminded of it all the time, forever.

Cool new Christmas gift... cool unattended baby in the tub, too.

Hey! Kid! Get out of the way, you! Great, now I'm a child pornographer. THANKS.

I see your payphone pic and your landline photo and raise you another that's even more old school.

It's the retro GPOY, but now with duck lips!

Fine, we get it, very funny, but HOW DID HE TAKE THE PICTURE?

We need a behind-the-scenes "making of" featurette!

This is what duckface does to people.

It's one of those moments where you say "You! You're perfect! I must draw you!" except you're saying it to yourself. It happened all the time in 17th century Europe.