school

Usually students make excuses for a hangover, not use a hangover as an excuse. Kids today.

You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.

My life in a nutshell. Specifically a banana nut muffin with cream cheese spread on top. DON'T JUDGE.

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Go to the head of the class.

Go to the head of the class.

You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

School: a place where learning happens.

To be fair, I usually reach for my phone upon waking to turn off the alarm. Should I leave it going instead?

What's the likelihood that she uploaded that picture to Facebook while she was in class? The course must be Irony 101.