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Shake those rocks in your head around a bit, a watch your stony face crumble. It's time to rock out with a geologists favorite band - the Rolling Stones, and feel your sides ache at these hilarious rock jokes and puns.
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28-year-old daughter entrusts 30-year-old bestie with baking a cake for her mom's 60th birthday, friend ignores mother's serious almond allergy: 'She could either make a new cake or I wouldn't be paying'
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Person with blindness on a hike with their service dog has a startling experience with a cyclist, yells out 'I'M BLIND!' but regrets it, Internet assures her she's in the right: ‘Don’t ever feel bad!'
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Mom refuses to control her 8 and 5-year-old children in a movie theater, ignoring other theater-goers' protests: 'They’re kids. I can’t keep them still. If you don’t like it, you can leave'
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18-year-old, oldest of 3 siblings, calls out her mom and 16-year-old brother for "parentifying" her and forcing her to be a de facto parent to him and their 12-year-old sister: 'My mom laughed'
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