religion

"gon 2 transubstanti8 sum bread lol brb"

People on Facebook: either dogmatic theists or dogmatic atheists, with nothing in between.

Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.

Maybe instead of "fat ugly people" Siri heard "faithful holy people." The technology isn't perfect yet, people.