religion

Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.

Maybe instead of "fat ugly people" Siri heard "faithful holy people." The technology isn't perfect yet, people.

Looks like they've finally uncovered the Dead Sea Tablets.

"gon 2 transubstanti8 sum bread lol brb"