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This is what happens when you let your phone autocorrect gibberish.

From the submitter:

"From a 'charming' young man I went on one date with and did not sleep with. Be still my beating heart, I think I've found true love..."

Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.

This is just like that time we used a sack of discarded beanie babies and a used Rice-a-Roni package to break into that crypt. Fun times were had by all.