rage comic

But if you only needed one type of cable, then how would companies get you to buy more crap from them, silly?

That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

Once you're hooked on auto correct, you can't stop, and you're forever doomed to blurt swear words uncontrollably at the most awkward moments. Just like heroin, if Tourettes was a side effect of heroin.

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

I DID NOT WAKE UP TO BE REMINDED OF POTASSIUM.

So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset