rage comic

Man, that Lindsay Lohan used to be quite a looker.

Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.

That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

That... that would hurt, right?

People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.