rage comic

Once you're hooked on auto correct, you can't stop, and you're forever doomed to blurt swear words uncontrollably at the most awkward moments. Just like heroin, if Tourettes was a side effect of heroin.

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

Some people just have to ruin it for the rest of us.

That... that would hurt, right?

Oh god so lazy.