pregnant

This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

It's all fun and games until the inevitable smorgasbord of child abuse meltdown documented in heavy rotation on MTV.

The original could technically make sense, since sex burns calories and makes going to the gym irrelevant. Five solid hours of conceiving is equal to one hour at the gym. #factsimadeup

From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.