pregnant

I don't know why you're smiling, I'm not kidding. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.

From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.