pregnant

It's all fun and games until the inevitable smorgasbord of child abuse meltdown documented in heavy rotation on MTV.

The original could technically make sense, since sex burns calories and makes going to the gym irrelevant. Five solid hours of conceiving is equal to one hour at the gym. #factsimadeup

Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.

I don't know why you're smiling, I'm not kidding. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?