prank

A friend lost her number, so cat facts was needed! Then, a bonus follow-up fail on Facebook chat.

Try it at home!

The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.

From the original source:

My friend gets random text, he trolls away.

There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.

Your auto correct is obviously defective - it should be correcting "heyyyyy," not "hey."

Either a very courageous texter or shortcut pranking at its finest.