prank

I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.

The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.

A friend lost her number, so cat facts was needed! Then, a bonus follow-up fail on Facebook chat.

Your auto correct is obviously defective - it should be correcting "heyyyyy," not "hey."

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

Have you seen the epic-tier trolling that went down by pretending to be an automated "Cat Facts" service? If not, go see it now.

Enough people have tried this prank call themselves, apparently, that an ACTUAL "Cat Facts" website has been getting complaints, judging by this notice they put on their site.

Now it's a prank call so epic, you're trolling two things at once.

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

Either a very courageous texter or shortcut pranking at its finest.

Try it at home!

There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.