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What I'm saying is that I technically ejaculated onto your face.

Artist Luciano Foglia created a minimalist, interactive app featuring geometric sexy organs doing geometric sexy things to each other. It doesn't do much to arouse anyone but the most devoted Minecraft player, but it was still rejected from Apple's App Store for "excessively objectionable or crude content." Prudes.

If she searched for "porn" and couldn't find a single trailer, she's probably using using the wrong search tools. Like, say, a rock.

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.