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If she searched for "porn" and couldn't find a single trailer, she's probably using using the wrong search tools. Like, say, a rock.

Man, you can really buy everything in Thailand.

What I'm saying is that I technically ejaculated onto your face.

Because the market for screwing even a hollow digital representation of a thing with breasts is strong enough, a Fleshlight iPad case holder is in development and will hit the adult toy shelves soon.

The above picture is only a concept mock-up, but it gives you the basic idea: a fake vagina for lonely people to play with while they look at real ones on-screen.

BRB, have to go look at cat pictures to purge all the grossness from my brain.

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

Artist Luciano Foglia created a minimalist, interactive app featuring geometric sexy organs doing geometric sexy things to each other. It doesn't do much to arouse anyone but the most devoted Minecraft player, but it was still rejected from Apple's App Store for "excessively objectionable or crude content." Prudes.