From the submitter:
If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.
It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.
Time is money, especially when you're in the bathroom at work.
Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.
Pshh, "diarrhea" is just bad gas in the world of Words With Friends
They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.
Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.
"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."
And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!
It's been a growing trend in fanfiction communities to imagine two characters texting each other, especially for TV shows like Glee. Like most fanfic, it's hard to imagine why anyone would take time to write or read this stuff, especially when you get crap (literally) like this. Whatever works for you, I guess...