pooping

From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

Honesty in a relationship is overrated.

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

Pshh, "diarrhea" is just bad gas in the world of Words With Friends

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