By Unknown
I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.
pooping
Via Klaine Texting
It's been a growing trend in fanfiction communities to imagine two characters texting each other, especially for TV shows like Glee. Like most fanfic, it's hard to imagine why anyone would take time to write or read this stuff, especially when you get crap (literally) like this. Whatever works for you, I guess...
From the submitter:
What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!
By Unknown
Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.
By Unknown
From the submitter:
If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.
By Unknown
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