pooping

Honesty in a relationship is overrated.

They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

Pshh, "diarrhea" is just bad gas in the world of Words With Friends

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

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