pooping

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

It's been a growing trend in fanfiction communities to imagine two characters texting each other, especially for TV shows like Glee. Like most fanfic, it's hard to imagine why anyone would take time to write or read this stuff, especially when you get crap (literally) like this. Whatever works for you, I guess...

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!