pooping

Honesty in a relationship is overrated.

From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

Time is money, especially when you're in the bathroom at work.

They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.