pooping

From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

the HORROR

(R-r-r-repost!)

Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.

From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

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