pooping

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

Time is money, especially when you're in the bathroom at work.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

Pshh, "diarrhea" is just bad gas in the world of Words With Friends

the HORROR

(R-r-r-repost!)

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.