pooping

From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

Pshh, "diarrhea" is just bad gas in the world of Words With Friends

Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

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It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.