pooping

the HORROR

(R-r-r-repost!)

From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!