police

From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.

I'll bet I know where he got that story from...

Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.