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Oh god he's getting out the saddle. RUN! RUN AWAY!

[via Cyanide & Happiness]

I don't see what's so nasty about a napkin stained with spaghetti sauce.

You know what? Let's make this a thing. Instead of all the navel-gazing GPOY (Gratuitous Pictures Of Yourself) I see everywhere, let's spread the love and start sharing GPOO (Gratuitous Pictures Of Others) to each other. Much less self-centered and a better way to show our friends we care. The only thing to fix is the acronym GPOO. The less it sounds like poop, the better.

In case you can't tell, that's a My Little Pony drawing in the second pic. Because there's no better way to flatter a stranger than to show them what they'd look like with a bad haircut, a pet T-Rex, and a strong interest in frighteningly cherubic animated horses.

The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.

After some quick research on his pedophile computer, Pedobear rushed out of the pedocave in his pedomobile. The pedo this city neither needs nor deserves.