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She must be, like, 3 feet tall, judging by the size of that iPhone in her hand.

Also, that escalator must have been built for a dollhouse.

It all started with an innocent photo of Conan's face...

There are 64 different synonyms for "yes" in the English language, and all of them were invented in conversations with mothers.

Hey there big boy, wanna buy a pussy a drink?

On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.