period

Judging by the red around that clown's mouth and nose, he knows exactly what period sex feels like.

I don't see what's so nasty about a napkin stained with spaghetti sauce.

So period sex feels amazing because it's embarrassing? What about the embarrassment of talking about period sex with your mom? Would that feel amazing, too?

Someone should definitely make a horror/thriller movie about periods. It would have the same soundtrack as Jaws, and feature exactly the same amount of blood. Maybe more.