parenting

All of which takes place in the span of .3 seconds.

The couple never had sex again.

Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

Dad never jokes about his alcohol.

That's it. If was ever cool before, it's now officially deader than disco.

So period sex feels amazing because it's embarrassing? What about the embarrassment of talking about period sex with your mom? Would that feel amazing, too?

It's tough being ambidextrous.

You took a screenshot using Instagram? Son, I am disappoint.