parenting

To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.

It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.

This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

It's not the ugliest, but it's not something most mothers would want to see anyway.

Dat font.

Cool new Christmas gift... cool unattended baby in the tub, too.

Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.