parenting

Talk to your service provider today to see how you can protect your child from this awful epidemic.

All of which takes place in the span of .3 seconds.

OMG MOM I H8 U

Y IS MY LIFE SO BAD

I'm pretty sure that the combination of a hash tag and the word "swag" is an oxymoron. Not so swag.

No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.

Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.