parenting

conceived conception parenting sex - 5621177088
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

If that's true, then I must have been conceived on a bed of scented rose petals and puppy down in the light of three full moons after a round of Viagra cocktails with Al Green warbling loudly nearby.

child children Hall of Fame parenting toy toys - 5356693760
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

At last, a way to protect your beloved household gadgets from that household infestation of "infants." Pesky buggers.

daughter forgetful mom parenting school wrong number - 6052129280
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

From the submitter:

This is what happens when I text my mom instead of my friend.

bed dad parent parenting rage face rage faces - 5658828032
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Almost correctly. It's the "Are you f**king kidding me" face and not the "I'm SERIOUS and I MEAN it" face. Still, close enough. 8/10.

daughter flight flying parenting state farm wrong number - 5738910720
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."