parenting

Every Dad ever should be crowned the king of awful jokes.

Her father's name is Heidi? What a strange family.

It's funny because they're talking about sex.

This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

So the sender, who's listed as "Dad," calls the recipient "Dad" as well? My theory is that recipient adopted a child at a very early age - let's say he adopted a 2-year-old when he was 5 - and to help his son cope with the scant age difference between the two, the father just told the son that they were both each other's daddies because they had each conceived the other at the same moment in some quantum wormhole. The dad went to such great lengths to preserve this white lie that he listed his son as "Dad" in his contacts list. In this exchange, however, the dad finally tells his son the truth.

But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."

From the submitter:

I was shocked to find out....

We were too. We didn't even think it was biologically possible. But if Siri says it, it must be true.