parenting

Think of this as a slightly modified version of helicopter parenting, except it's directed toward the other parent and it's borne out of cluelessness instead of the need for control.

When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.

Every Dad ever should be crowned the king of awful jokes.

No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.

This is an ancient and time-honored mom tactic.

Almost correctly. It's the "Are you f**king kidding me" face and not the "I'm SERIOUS and I MEAN it" face. Still, close enough. 8/10.

What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.