parenting

If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.

Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.

If I were someone who relied upon old and busted memes for humor, I would say parentception.

I'm l33ting so hard right now.

It's funny because they're talking about sex.

All of which takes place in the span of .3 seconds.

I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."