parenting

This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

I guess her thought-out-plan is blackmailing her mother.

Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.

Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.

...but iNever seem to get enough candy.

Every Dad ever should be crowned the king of awful jokes.

It's not the ugliest, but it's not something most mothers would want to see anyway.