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dinner parent parenting question - 6018410240
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It'd be worth it to move back in with the parents, just to have glow stars on my peeling ceiling again.

boiling carousel cooking corn on the cob Hall of Fame mom parent parenting wrong number Wrong Numbers From Dumb/Creepy Strangers - 5467696896
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It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.

drunk drunk text parent parents - 5378767104
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Drunk texts are a little hard for some to decipher, so here's a handy guide to help you follow the conversation:

E u b inG gopod? (Are you being good?)

Il$m goods I'm a liL drinmkl (I have spent one million dollars on various goods, my current Halloween costume looks a little like a Drin-brand racing vehicle, mk. 1.)

1111 male a qisH (I am about to order a quiche stuffed with men.)

Im$ havi FUM (I have spent one million dollars for the privilege of eating chum, which is fum fum, as the hit children's animated television series Spongebob Squarepants has taught me.)

Ur hcing fum 222000 (Do you, too, want some chum? We can also involve ourselves in recreational drug use, a suggestion I am communicating by secret code:

222000 ---> [2 + 2] [2] [0 + 0 + 0] ---> [4] [2] [0] ---> 420 )

embarrassing mom parent parenting period period sex sex - 5389916416
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So period sex feels amazing because it's embarrassing? What about the embarrassment of talking about period sex with your mom? Would that feel amazing, too?

chores cleaning Hall of Fame mom parent parenting - 5496306688
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Rather than clean his room, the child fled the safety of his suburban home and foraged for Twinkie crumbs and Velveeta wrappers in the neighbors' garbage.