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chores cleaning Hall of Fame mom parent parenting - 5496306688
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Rather than clean his room, the child fled the safety of his suburban home and foraged for Twinkie crumbs and Velveeta wrappers in the neighbors' garbage.

AutocoWrecks dad g rated mom parent parenting steve carell the office - 5732493824
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Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.

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From the submitter:

"Uh. I mean. Yeah! How dare you forget! Buy me a new car?"

acronym dad facebook parent parenting wtf - 5684503040
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When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.

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It'd be worth it to move back in with the parents, just to have glow stars on my peeling ceiling again.