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He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

Go back and read the "hard" one again.

When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?

You had to look down at your keyboard, didn't you?

Now look back up at this caption. Keep reading.

You didn't read the title, either. Look up and read it.

Now hold your cursor over the image above and read the hover text.

Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.