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When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?

He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

Go back and read the "hard" one again.

Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.

Unless you don't have a penis. In which case it's not redundant so much as confusing.