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It's mythical because it's HUGE, right? Like Bigfoot? And not because it's fictional and doesn't exist... RIGHT?

When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?

Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.

He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.