nostalgia

This one's great if you want your phone to be both bulky, obnoxious, and a tribute to an era where mobile phones were horrible.

"Oh man, I can't wait play a game of java-based solitaire while listening to the new White Stripes album!"

Now everyone's super choosy and I'm just alone with my creys.

Raise your hand if you're sick of that Gotye song. Oh look, it's everybody in the history of ever.

Frustrated by the fact that iPods are only on this site because they're technically "mobile?" Wish there were a site dedicated more specifically dedicated to music? WELL NOW THERE IS. Check out our brand-new site, Music FAILs!

Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.

Yep, that soul-crushing inconvenience and constant source of animosity in my household really makes me wish for the good old days...