Music

That's it. If was ever cool before, it's now officially deader than disco.

Is she the one who threw her undergarments onstage last Saturday?

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On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

'Roar' is the first single from the anticipated release of Perry's fourth album, "Prism". In this newest endeavor, Katy is shedding her sugary, outlandish persona and adopting something darker. 'Roar' does have the twitter-verse in a tizzy due to it's resemblance to Sara Bareilles' new song Brave.

Re-defining yourself isn't easy, good luck Katy.

Looks like "Peaches" doesn't suck.

I also ask Siri what her interests are, who she be with Things to make her smile, what numbers to dial.

Several months ago, a violinist in Slovakia was rudely interrupted by someone's ringtone. This is how he reacted. I won't say how - you'll have to watch the video - but I'll give you a hint in secret coded idiot-speak: liek a bau5.

To be fair to Siri, "shut up" is an action someone does to him or herself, not to something else.

Dammit, boys, hurry up and get it.

Text the halls with icons of emotions!