movies

And that's not even the director's cut either.

"Hey Johnny, how do you feel about wearing eyeliner and acting drunk for about 2 hours in exchange for a couple million dollars?"

From the submitter:

Trying to find a good horror movie to rent out to watch with my 12 year old sister one night, and I was texting her to help me decide what to get.

If she searched for "porn" and couldn't find a single trailer, she's probably using using the wrong search tools. Like, say, a rock.

Either she didn't show up, or the theatre is now on fire.