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One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Woman's Head

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The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

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Draw Something Hobbity

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Everyone is else kinda busy, so... you got this brah!

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One Does Not Simply Wear Sunscreen in Mordor

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"The Precious" would be a lot more precious if it gave you a seven-day forecast and the quickest route to Mount Doom.

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With Siri, Anything Is Possible

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So you CAN! If Siri says you can, you CAN!

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