men

Men? Do you get this joke? Women? Do YOU get this joke?

I'm an elk so I don't get it.

Here's a handy guide to the male brain:

The shieldmaiden of Rohan takes issue with a certain Witch-King of chauvinism.

Think of this as a slightly modified version of helicopter parenting, except it's directed toward the other parent and it's borne out of cluelessness instead of the need for control.