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Fair warning, kids! Don't ever browse Memebase, or before you know it, you'll have been forever alone for your entire natural lifespan!

This is also a problem when my phone isn't the only object in my pocket, and it takes a couple grabs to get it. Fumble fumble wallet, fumble fumble keychain, fumble fumble GOOD CHRIST LET GO OF THAT, fumble fumble there's my phone.

Whatever astronaut, you're just jealous you couldn't take pictures of the moon with Instagram while you were up there.

Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.

"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.

Man, it's so stressful trying to maintain my attitude of ironic detachment.

Your apps say a lot about you.