meme

You'd be surprised at how often Paranoid Parrot comes in handy.

This is also a problem when my phone isn't the only object in my pocket, and it takes a couple grabs to get it. Fumble fumble wallet, fumble fumble keychain, fumble fumble GOOD CHRIST LET GO OF THAT, fumble fumble there's my phone.

Not that there aren't very good reasons to occupy wherever but QUALIFY YOUR SLOGANS. #qualifyalltweets