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Man, it's so stressful trying to maintain my attitude of ironic detachment.

Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.

"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.

This is offensive, anne frankly it should be taken down immediately.

You'd be surprised at how often Paranoid Parrot comes in handy.

Not that there aren't very good reasons to occupy wherever but QUALIFY YOUR SLOGANS. #qualifyalltweets

Your apps say a lot about you.

That moment Saturday or Sunday morning when you frantically check your history to see if you made an ass of yourself last night.

Dem mammaries.