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Whatever astronaut, you're just jealous you couldn't take pictures of the moon with Instagram while you were up there.

A similar conversation in 1998 would have gone a little differently.

Sakisenpai: "lol" Shawn: "You and those damn acronyms... can't you just say 'ha ha that is funny?'"

(it took "lol" and "wtf" a while to become common use, too)

"Colored" pencils? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

You'd be surprised at how often Paranoid Parrot comes in handy.

That moment Saturday or Sunday morning when you frantically check your history to see if you made an ass of yourself last night.

This is also a problem when my phone isn't the only object in my pocket, and it takes a couple grabs to get it. Fumble fumble wallet, fumble fumble keychain, fumble fumble GOOD CHRIST LET GO OF THAT, fumble fumble there's my phone.

This is offensive, anne frankly it should be taken down immediately.