marriage

Best reply from my girlfriend to a forwarded sickapedia joke!!

Presenting the second most inappropriate time to text. The most inappropriate time is when you're a pall bearer at a funeral.

From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.