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Uh-oh! It looks like they've found more dirt on Herman Cain's sexual harassment cases.

Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.

The next time someone tells you that you hurt their feelings, try responding the same way Siri did. I can guarantee that you'll get thrown to the ground, unless the person you're speaking to had bought you and you're valued at several hundred dollars. That's why Siri gets a free pass.

It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.

This just warms the cockles of my heart. And arouses it at a very reasonable rate.