There's no feeling of inadequacy worse than seeing a brilliant drawing of something that you saved because it looked funny.
It's time for a Fellowship LOTR fans. If you're down with Bombadill and Ents, then you'll be doubled over laughing at these hilarious jokes all about your favorite Tolkien land. Can you truly call yourself a Lord of the Rings fan if you don't appreciate these jokes? Take the plunge and find out.
The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.
The shieldmaiden of Rohan takes issue with a certain Witch-King of chauvinism.
"The Precious" would be a lot more precious if it gave you a seven-day forecast and the quickest route to Mount Doom.