Lord of the Rings

It's time for a Fellowship LOTR fans. If you're down with Bombadill and Ents, then you'll be doubled over laughing at these hilarious jokes all about your favorite Tolkien land. Can you truly call yourself a Lord of the Rings fan if you don't appreciate these jokes? Take the plunge and find out.

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With Siri, Anything Is Possible

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So you CAN! If Siri says you can, you CAN!

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One Does Not Simply Wear Sunscreen in Mordor

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"The Precious" would be a lot more precious if it gave you a seven-day forecast and the quickest route to Mount Doom.

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One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Woman's Head

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The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

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One Does Not Simply Get Out of Bed

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Good morning!

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Draw Something Hobbity

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Everyone is else kinda busy, so... you got this brah!

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I Think I Need to Buy Some More Colors...

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There's no feeling of inadequacy worse than seeing a brilliant drawing of something that you saved because it looked funny.

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How Dad Got into LOTR

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Yea. "Sugar."

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One Simply Just Did

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You Mong, Know Your Nerd Universes

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BRB, Going to Get My Name Legally Changed

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What Wizardry Is This

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Only Lord of the Rings Fans Will Get This Joke

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The shieldmaiden of Rohan takes issue with a certain Witch-King of chauvinism.

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I Alone Must Carry This Heavy Burden to Mordor

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