jealous

Don't tell me it's your sister again, I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.

Siri's just trying to look out for you!

Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

You don't kill ninjas. They kill you.