jealous

You don't kill ninjas. They kill you.

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)

Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

Don't tell me it's your sister again, I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Siri's just trying to look out for you!