jealous

Siri's just trying to look out for you!

You don't kill ninjas. They kill you.

Don't tell me it's your sister again, I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.

Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)